#SpoCOOL: Post Street Ale House Click it!
By Paul's Voice | Oct 12, 2009 | 25 ResponsesThis post is written by what we imagine James Paul’s voice would sound like.
I scratch my chin while giving a quick, aloof glance around the room. I’ve been sitting here for fifteen minutes, waiting for the beer maid to take my order for a cold, frosty mug of Guinness. Possibly also a Reuben sandwich, what the heck, it’s Saturday night in Spokane and anything goes.
The interiors: Like TGIF, but more generic. I give a blasé sigh as I fathom the Post St Ale House taking the place of the aforementioned haunt after it recently closed its Valley doors. Capitalist hounds!
The bar wench finally comes around, with the professionalism of somebody who dropped out of a community college hospitality program six months ahead of graduation. Typical. Doesn’t she know who I am? I am James Paul! A Hometown Hero!
I feel the mood around the table getting gloomier. Only twenty beers on tap, and no list of bottles to be seen. If this is an ale house, shouldn’t they go above and beyond with their selection? I let out another exasperated sigh as I think back to what my mentor, Remi, said about the Bittercreek Alehouse in Boise, a virtual Shangri-La of brews; a destination for any alehound. Not like this, this pit of an Elk-wannabe.
About 25 minutes after arriving we receive our order of beer. I smack my lips while sipping the Guinness. Tasty, of course, but I can get this anywhere. I wish I could grow a beard. But I digress.
Fifteen more minutes, and the food arrive. Soggy, cold fries. A black bean soup which tastes like dishwater. Oversalted sausages. Hot wings that have turned cold in its congealed sauce. Don’t even get me started on my Reuben. Is this the best casual option Spokane can open in 20-and-frickin’-09? Amazing. Truly astonishing.
My eyes glance over to Remi. He, too, looks unimpressed. Not surprising, certainly, seeing how he has taught me everything I know.
The beer maid returns with our checks, without asking if we want another cold brew. Even though the place is far from full, they want us out to wander the streets among hoodlums and Juggalos.
So be it.
I don’t want to spend another minute inside the Post Street Ale House. The Viking has a better beer selection. The Elk has a better bar food selection. I am James Paul. I have better things to do than waste my time on something worse than mediocre. I’d rather drink a Faygo.
Rough around the edges.


Patrick Comment 1 of 25
Oct 12 2009 10:38 am5 Star Review. I’m a huge fan of the Bittercreek Alehouse always wishing Spokane would have one. So I will scratch Thepoststreetalehouse “one word” off my list for a place to grab a beer after work. I will keep my options to
1) The Viking
2) The Elk
3) The Blue Spark
Cheers!
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Hank Comment 2 of 25
Oct 12 2009 10:42 amWhat a shame. One less place for me to eat lunch at.
I must have lead a sheltered life. I’ve never heard of Faygo, even when I lived in the Midwest.
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Remi Comment 3 of 25
Oct 12 2009 10:48 amI actually only learned about Faygo on Saturday myself. Apparently it’s the Insane Clown Posse’s soda of choice.
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Ryan Comment 4 of 25
Oct 12 2009 11:13 amYou non-Midwesterners, don’t even know Faygo. Sheesh!
Are you so sheltered that you’ve never cracked a Vernors either?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernors
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Remi Comment 5 of 25
Oct 12 2009 11:42 amI have, in fact, enjoyed their ginger ales before.
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George Comment 6 of 25
Oct 12 2009 12:35 pmWho are you again??? i’m confused because you write like u are some famous food and beverage critic??? just wanted to make sure u were aware that the ale house had been open for about one full day by the time u had “critiqued” it. real critics generally give new restaurants/bars a grace period before writing their weak, poorly written review. Walt Worthy has given us the best hotel and bar in the city i.e the Davenport and Peacock Room. i’m sure the ale house will follow suit once they hit their stride. U are an idiot
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Monique Comment 7 of 25
Oct 12 2009 1:27 pmThis cracks me up!!
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UnknownNeva Comment 8 of 25
Oct 12 2009 1:35 pm@George,
Just a reminder Spokane Food Blog is open for basically any and all submissions.
If you have something you want posted, a review or other that either relates to Spokane or food, just send an email and before you know it, it will be live on this blog.
Walt Worthy’s transformations of Spokane is a great topic, sounds like you are interested in it, we would love to hear your story and I am sure the blog readers would too.
Contact is in the upper right corner.
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Becky Comment 9 of 25
Oct 12 2009 10:24 pmI’m lucky I got to experience the hoodlums and juggalos before walking into the bar. I’ve never drank Faygo but I know all about it thanks to high school students trying to sell it to me in math class. Which reminds me, I’d rather be substitute teaching a math class full of Insane Clown Posse fans drinking Faygo and/or being followed into a bar by two thugs asking for my number than wait 25 minutes for a beer, not being asked if I want another when everybody else is getting seconds, and then have my check come to me prematurely. You’re welcome for that run-on sentence. However, I too might be an idiot. The “U are an idiot” comment was supposed to be ironic, right? Or is it really that hard to add two extra letters to the word “you”?
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James Paul Comment 10 of 25
Oct 13 2009 7:08 amSo flattered. Proud to see your finest literary achievement was in my voice. Coincidence? I think not. You’re my star student. I imagine Remi’s would be: “I scratch my beard while reading these blog comments between another round of Dance Dance Revolution before I head to TGIF’s for a heapin’ plate of potato skins. This is my creative outlet and I don’t judge. I’ve been dancing for three minutes, trying my classic ‘do-re-mi’ and am sweating profusely. I put on some Axe body spray. Problem solved. Still, I just can’t shake the rastaman vibration out of me. No matter how hard I try, I will never be as good as James Paul. If I could just beat him once and beat him good like Harding did Kerrigan back in ’94. Ooooh. Come on Remi, use that ol’ noggin of yours, I must be losing my edge. Always in life, I’ve felt like I ordered a meal and got a snack. Yet I tip every time. Why? Because I’m such a nice person. Another comment. Damn. I can’t respond without an admiring glance at my 1st edition of “Twilight” in its glass case, a gift for single-handedly rescuing the Philadelphia Library system. Oh Edward. You’re the highscool flame that keeps on burnin, long after the wick has disintegrated. I intend to blog something about the horror that is known as Windows Mobile 6.5, but really, what IS the point. I demand a Windows revolution, so I grab my Che Guerva t-shirt. The resemblance is uncanny: My beard is rough around the edges, scratchy like my Viking ancestors and good for giving beer wenches back rubs. Off to karaoke at TGIF‘s where the brew is cold and the wings are hot. ‘Everybody’s Workin’ for the Weekend?’ That’s my theme song. Each week I’ve got my nose to the grindstone, but from Friday at 5:01 pm until Monday at 8:59 am, I am officially on swerve. Good thing I only wear my sunglasses indoors and at night. Makes me Bono-fied. But his star is nothing compared to my very own galactic luminescence. ‘Party of one?’ the wench asks. ‘I don’t plan on partying for one very long,’ I respond. Potato skins. Wings. Peach schnapps. Loverboy. They know I am. I am Remi Andre, Spokane Valley. Here me roar.”
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Remi Comment 11 of 25
Oct 13 2009 8:40 amOh Paul, you try so hard!
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Amy Jo Comment 12 of 25
Oct 13 2009 9:42 amIs tasteeverythingonce.com website down? Have not been able to get on for a few days now- it’s where I get ideas to go out to eat! I am lost! LOL
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James Paul Comment 13 of 25
Oct 13 2009 10:22 amThis will teach me to never trust a juggalo.
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CaliGirl Comment 14 of 25
Oct 14 2009 12:35 amJames Paul… you really need a life PRONTO. How dare you slam a woman server calling her a “beer maid” and “bar wench”! George is right… only an IDIOT would write that harsh a review on OPENING NIGHT of a pub! Do Spokane a real favor and stay at home playing Dungeons and Dragons or whatever. Save everyone from your cold heart… people as negative as you should not be allowed out in public!! Better yet, go be a bus-boy somewhere until you figure out how ridiculous it is to clean up after pigs like you! UGH SICK!
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Suki Shanti Comment 15 of 25
Oct 14 2009 8:30 amI love that people think that restaurant reviews are not allowed to be critical. And to justify poor service with the excuse that an establishment just opened is ridiculous. A restaurant shouldn’t be working through their issues on my dime. If you aren’t ready, don’t open. Why would you risk losing all of the future business from customers that have a lousy first experience because you opened before you were ready? Bad management. Personally I appreciate the warning and will continue to give my money to restaurants like Sante, The Elk, and the like that provide a great meal for my money and make me feel valued. If the Post Street Ale House gets to this point I may go – but judging from the overly generic interior it doesn’t seem like my type of joint anyway. I thank Remi and his review for providing his insight that in turn lets the rest of us consumers decide if this is the type of dining experience that we want.
P.S. I enjoyed the tongue-in-cheek tone of this review. Very funny.
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Leio Comment 16 of 25
Oct 14 2009 11:04 amWhat is the point of reviewing something if you can’t be critical? Now I have sympathies for restaurants when it comes to grand openings. The NYTimes won’t start reviewing a restaurant until it has been open at least a month, and they visit multiple times. However, this is a freaking bar in Spokane. I doubt there is much of a back kitchen to manage or huge opening day/week/month crowd to please. The review is totally justifiable.
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Kevin Booth Comment 17 of 25
Oct 16 2009 11:29 amDarn, I was all set for something better than the Fugazzi/360 fiasco and it seems as though not much has changed.
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John Anthony Comment 18 of 25
Oct 20 2009 10:17 pmI gotta tell you Spokane, I was at the Post Street Ale House on Sunday night. There seemed to be a small rush that the kitchen couldn’t handle. ( they were probably under-staffed )But, even after waiting over an hour for our food, the beer was cold, the drinks were strong, and they just may have the hottest staff in town. So, even though this new place may have a few hick-ups here and there…….hot ladies in jeans……I’m in!
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Ben Comment 19 of 25
Oct 22 2009 12:02 pmI harldy respond to blogs, but this was a must. I must say this is my first read on your blog, and probably my last. The only reason I happened upon this website is a failed google search to see the menu. I will say you have a talent for writing, but you blasted a restaurant based on the service of one bad “beer maiden.” That could happen anywhere, and it was the reason for the cold soggy fries because obv. the food was not delivered timely. Critics are unreal, I guess you can’t like them all or you wouldn’t be “readable.” How pathetic you sounded actually makes me want to go here, so Walt worthy can thank my lunch today to you sir.
Regards,
Ben
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Jen Comment 20 of 25
Nov 09 2009 11:41 amWhat makes a restaurant critic capable of being a restaurant critic? Do they have working knowledge of a restaurant, the ins and outs of a kitchen, staffing or customer service? If you can say, I have run a restaurant, worked in the industry, and have trained at a culinary institute, or have work related experience, I might just give some reviews more validity. Although I am not disputing this review, sometimes I just wonder about the harshness and unforgiving ways of a “restaurant critic.”
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Larry Comment 21 of 25
Nov 28 2009 9:04 pmIt’s time to visit again. I’ve been twice now, both times in the last 3 weeks and the food is superb. I’ve had the pulled port, fries, onion rings, chili and today, the cheeseburger. Big and firm (8oz) and cooked perfectly. I actually got it medium. It is now my favorite in Spokaloo. However, like many of Walt’s bars/restaurants, the service is slow and seems to interfere with all the really important things the wait staff would rather do. Like stand at the hostess desk talking to each other. What the hell? This happens at the Safari Room, the Peacock Lounge and now the new place. Walt, you need managers to teach the slackers to look around the room, greet people, see what’s missing/needed/next! Great food, now get the service down. You’ve had two months!
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Paul's inner voice Comment 22 of 25
Dec 03 2009 8:48 am“I love myself and………..I’m a douchebag!!!!” expresses paul’s inner voice.
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James Paul Comment 23 of 25
Dec 03 2009 9:35 amYou’re a smart one. Thanks for the comparison to a hygenic product.
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Josh Comment 24 of 25
Dec 28 2009 4:50 pmI’m sorry you had a bad experience on opening night. I happened to go there that night, too, but my experience was great. The service was good for Spokane (which actually has rather lousy service, in general – I’ve never had a beer in a timely fashion at the Steam Plant, Clinkerdagger’s or The Elk, which incidently had the worst bartender I’ve ever seen the last time I went). I didn’t try any food that night, but I have had some since and it’s always been cooked well and been served on time. It’s not a Michelin star experience, but it is certainly better than TGIFridays. The only service problem I’ve ever had was when I sat at the bar on a Gonzaga game night. The servers on the floor have always been prompt and cheerful.
The Ale House is currently my favorite haunt. I don’t doubt that your experience was subpar, but I think your decision to spurn the place entirely is a bit over the top. Give ‘em another chance.
P.S. I can’t stand the Viking. The beer selection is great, but the atmosphere is reminiscent of the basement in That 70’s Show after an all night doobie fest. Do they not have a cleaning staff?
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Post Street Ale House, take two « Spokane Food Blog Comment 25 of 25
Jan 20 2010 10:23 am[...] we’re all about second chances here at ye olde SFB. And after our first disaster of a visit to the Post Street Ale House, we decided to give it another go. I mean, why not? Last time was [...]
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